I HAVE NO PLYMOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

Rumors around the internet are true: Harlan Ellison was in a serious auto accident. However, he called me today to assure me that he and Susan are just fine. Achy from whiplash, but fine. The accident occurred at an intersection while he was on his way to a speaking engagement attended by, he estimates, ten thousand would-be writers. He and Susan made it to the talk, somewhat the worse for wear, but his car was totaled.

Anyone have a nice car in good shape they don’t want anymore that they want to give to Harlan Ellison?

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