DO THE MATH

From Marvel’s February Solicitations:

MARVILLE #6: Written by Bill Jemas, art by M.D. Bright and Paul Neary, covers by Greg Horn and Bright.

Bill Jemas reveals his plan to give out $100,000 of Marvel’s money to Marville readers. 32 pages, $2.25.

Wow. By my calculations, the average Marville reader stands to make about five grand on this.

JON? TINA? YOU OUT THERE?

Boy, I really wish that “The Daily Show” or “SNL Weekend Update” took outside submissions. ‘Cause I’d love to send them this notion that occurred to me:

German officials stated they would not be filing child endangerment charges against singer Michael Jackson for his dangling his infant son over a five story balcony. However, German legal experts admitted that arrest and prosecution would have been far more likely if Jackson had been a black man.

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