2003!

I keep reading about the splintered UN security council, and how the Bush administration is trying to pull the fifteen countries together to agree on a resolution.

And all I can think is that they could redo “1776,” call it “2003,” and have it be about this. Songs could include, “Sit Down, George,” “Cool Considerate Blix,” and “The Saddams of Iraq.” You know, like:

For I’m Saddam Hussein

And Bush says I’m insane

But I still will not explain

Where my weapons are.

Yeah, Saddam Hussein

And I will not refrain

From refusing to explain

Where my weapons are

Y’see it’s here a bomb, there a bomb, everywhere a bomb a bomb…

And so on.

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