Lord of the Fries

Ariel and I went on a shopping mission today, and quickly discovered that every Toys R Us in the area had sold out of “Darth Tater.” But as fortune would have it, we swung by a KayBee and they had two out on the shelf. We snagged both of them so that, like the good obsessive collectors we are, we can play with one and keep the other mint. But it’s coming evident that the toy was either underproduced or underordered.

If you haven’t gotten the most deliriously goofty “Star Wars” merchandise item ever, do so now if you’re intending to get one at all. I don’t even want to THINK what this’ll be going for on Ebay by next month.

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