State of the Union: Here We Go…

9:00–We’ll be watching the State of the Union on PBS. We figure that’s the equivalent of non-denominational.

9:08–You could cook an omelette in the time it takes him to work his way down the aisle.

9:09–I noticed on “Robot Chicken” whenever they do stuff set in Congress, the flag is always backwards. They should fix that.

9:10–I’ve never understood the need to introduce him twice.

9:11–Starts with a joke. Bold choice.

9:12–Yes, because bi-partisan has been the watchword for the last seven years.

9:13–I wonder if he’ll quote David Bowie at some point.

9:14–Who are those nuns and why do they look like they want to slap somebody?

9:16–The guy sitting next to Nancy Pelosi looks asleep.

9:16–What’s wrong with his skin tone? He looks jaundiced.

9:17–Seriously, Ryan? You can’t even applaud for marriage equality?

9:17–He said he was going to ask four questions. I thought sure he was going to ask why is this night different from all other nights.

9:19–How can we make politics reflect what’s best? That’s easy: shut all the conservatives up. Problem solved.

9:21–So the entire GOP is peddling fiction? I can see that.

9:23–We agree that Jon Snow shouldn’t be dead in “Game of Thrones.”

9:24–Ryan won’t applaud MAKING COLLEGE AFFORDABLE?! Jesus Christ.

9:24–Bernie Sanders has been saying community college should be free for years.

9:30–Nice comment about food stamp recipients.

9:32–“We were walking on the moon.” Which to this day some people still refuse to believe, so it all goes around, I guess.

9:34–I remember the West Wing episode where Bartlet wanted to say that we were going to cure cancer in his state of the union.

9:35–Uhm…because we’re insane?

9:37–Remember when Obama’s critics declared that if he were reelected, gas would be up to $5-$6 a gallon by this point?

9:38–A 21st century transportation system. Ðámņëd right. Where are the flying cars and hover boards that actually hover?

9:40–Or they call the Ghostbusters.

9:45–And, oh yeah, we killed bin-Laden.

9:46: THERE we go.

9:48–“Quogmire?” Is that like quagmire?

9:52–That’s pretty much what Jesus said. “That which you do for the least of my brothers, you do unto me.”

9:54–So there goes Donald Trump’s campaign.

9:57–So it’s never gonna happen, is what he’s saying.

10:00–Yes, but one of the main reasons for the divisiveness in DC is the GOP’s determination to stop everything that Obama does, no matter what. It’s no longer about serving the people. It’s about stopping government.

10:08–But he doesn’t see it on the Internet, that’s for sure.

10:09–Crap! They ALWAYS say the state of the union is strong. I was so pleased he avoided the cliche and then at the end, boom, there it was.

Pretty decent overall, I believe. Thoughts?