9:01–Welcome to the VP debate, being held at a university I’ve never heard of, being fought between two guys whose names I keep forgetting.
9:02–And I’m watching on ABC where they just reported that more than 40% of Americans can’t remember the VP candidates’ names, so apparently I have company.
9:04–And I have never heard of the moderator, so at least I’m being consistent.
9:05–Crap. I’m not sure which one is which.
9:06–Aaaaand he’s not answering the question. Why can’t they EVER ANSWER THE ÐÃMNÊÐ QUESTION?!
9:07–Just once I’d love to hear an opponent say, “He didn’t answer the question.” Ah, okay. Finally, he kind of responded. Sort of.
9:08–Didn’t need to launch an attack on Trump so early.
9:08–Aw, his grandfather immigrated here. And since we all know how much Trump loves immigrants, I’m sure he’d have been welcome by a Trump administration.
9:10–Believe me, if he gets elected, we’ll all be praying.
9:10–Why don’t people trust her? Because the GOP has been attacking her nonstop for a quarter of a century, that’s why. Pretty easy question.
9:11–Don’t bother attacking Trump. It’s not going to have any impact. His supporters adore him blindly.
9:12–Yes, the Middle East is spinning out of control, largely because of Bush’s actions that destabilized it. And the first interruptions go flying.
9:13–Seriously, dude? He’s accusing the Clinton campaign of insults, considering all the crap that Trump typically does.
9:15–Kaine seems to be getting the upper hand, listing Clinton’s positive accomplishments.
9:15–Oh thank God, she took charge.
9:16–So far this is insane. Two guys who keep interrupting each other, hurling talking points that we’ve already heard done to death.
9:17–But Obamacare IS a good start, you moron. Not that Trump has suggested any kind of improvement. He just says he’ll get rid of it immediately and substitute “something great” without any specifics.
9:19–“Do you want a you’re hired or you’re fired President.” Yeah, he just came up with that quip off the top of his head.
9:20–I wish Pence would stop shaking his head. He looks like a dámņëd bobblehead.
9:21–No, Trump never actually promised to release his income taxes.
9:21–Crap, Pence pointed out what I just pointed out. Not sure how to feel about. And yes, it IS all working. Economy is up and there are more jobs.
9:22–Yes, he can roll out the numbers, because the numbers are relevant.
9:22–She’s keeping on him. I’m starting to like her. She’s acting like a reporter.
9:23–He’s continuing to avoid answering the question. Which really answers the question.
9:24–Oooo, Kaine is driving it home.
9:25–Yes, thank you, moderator, telling them to stop talking over each other.
9:27–I love it. Pence is trying to dodge his voting record and things that were in a book.
9:31–Marc Yturralde on his Facebook page says that Pence looks like a constipated Race Bannon. My God, he’s right. That should become a meme.
9:32–Wow, they actually agree on something. Ooop, no, now Pence is screwing up the moment of agreement and using it to attack Clinton. Seriously?
9:34–So much for her asking them not to interrupt each other.
9:35–Ah, so Pence has one black friend. How nice.
9:36–Boy, Pence is not only not answering her questions, he’s ignoring her repeated attempts to get him to respond.
9:37–Yes, Trump said all this, and his supporters still adore him. Which implies that they agree with him, which is even more frightening.
9:38–What in hëll do those policies have to do with jobs? Oh, horrors, immigrants are coming into the United States and taking jobs Americans don’t want. And the problem with that is…?
9:39–Wait, the things that Kaine said were all quotes from Trump, you moron! And yes, half of his supporters ARE deplorable! I thought that was obvious!
9:41–No, Trump never apologizes. Another aspect of his campaign that the deplorables adore about him.
9:42–It’s not nonsense! They’ve said it!
9:45–Immigrants are criminals? Really? How about this: “5. Illegal immigrants bring crime.
Nationally, since 1994, the violent crime rate has declined 34% and the property crime rate has fallen 26%, even as the number of undocumented immigrants has doubled. According to the conservative Americas Majority Foundation, crime rates during the period 1999–2006 were lowest in states with the highest immigration growth rates. During that period the total crime rate fell 14% in the 19 top immigration states, compared to only 7% in the other 31. Truth is, foreign-born people in America — whether they are naturalized citizens, permanent residents, or undocumented — are incarcerated at a much lower rate than native-born Americans, according to the National Institute of Corrections.
You can find more at this website: Check it.
9:47–Why the hëll does Kaine KEEP SHAKING HIS HEAD whenever Trump is quoted?!?
9:48–“See if you can defend any of it.” Yes, let’s hear it.
9:49–America is less safe? Really?
9:49–Really. See, I seem to recall that Isis rose up because Bush destabilized the region by killing Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile the GOP demanded that our troops be brought home. But Pence condemns Hillary Clinton for NOT keeping troops there.
9:51–It seems to me that the moderator is targeting Pence more than Kaine. Which I’m fine with, honestly. I think he has the bigger problems to be defended. Or maybe she’s just pìššëd that he keeps not answering her questions.
9:53–Seriously? He’s trying to keep Syrians out because of things that happened in other countries by a handful of áššhølëš?
9:54–Pence keeps trying to defend the notion of bias by someone based on their country.
9:55–Boy, Kaine’s eyebrows are weird. It looks like they were drawn on by a drunk Bugs Bunny.
9:56–“Asymmetrical enemies?” What the hëll are those? Have we only have symmetrical enemies until now?
9:57–I wish she’d reach over and slap him. She should have an airhorn that she could blast at them when they keep interrupting her.
9:58–Wait, hold on. Pence is criticizing Putin? Trump’s best pal? Holy Hëll, I’m astounded. I wonder if he’s gonna be called on that.
10:00–If Hillary Clinton attacked Putin in this way, Trump would launch another Twitter war.
10:01–There we go. Took him thirty seconds to bring up Trump’s endorsing of Putin. And Pence apparently said Putin was a better leader than Obama.
10:02–And she points out that Kaine is likewise not responding.
10:03–Stop bringing up the taxes; the point’s been made. Trump doesn’t pay taxes and says he’s smart not to do so; we get it.
10:04–If one of them answers a question I may have a heart attack.
10:05–No, it was not a low shot at all. Every sane person is terrified that Trump might start a nuclear war. Military experts say he’s not authorized to have his finger on the nuclear weapons. It’s a perfectly reasonable concern to voice.
10:07–I feel like there is 45 minutes of material that we’re now seeing repeated.
10:08–Trump has never praised Putin. Except yes, he has. Like here.
10:10–Enough with the tax returns!
10:11–Seriously? The running mate of the guy who kisses Putin’s ášš is trying to attack Clinton on Russia?
10:13–So now he’s trying to roll back Trump’s praising Putin.
10:14–Ah yes, the Clinton Foundation, which gets four star rated for its charitable efforts, as opposed to the Trump Foundation which is being attacked by the New York Attorney General.
10:19–PENCE KEEPS SHAKING HIS HEAD AND KAINE KEEPS GOING BACK TO THE TAX RETURNS. I’M STARTING TO GET SICK OF BOTH OF THEM.
10:20–Yeah, we never got back to North Korea.
10:21–And Elaine has to ask her question again. Jesus.
10:23–Oy. Faith. This is going to end well.
10:26–Please don’t turn this into a pro/anti-choice debate.
10:26–Can gay people adopt?
10:27–God dámņņìŧ. Pence takes a softball question about faith and turns it into an attack on Clinton about abortion. What a freaking áššhølë.
10:28–STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD! TRUMP SAID THAT! HE SAID WOMEN SHOULD BE PUNISHED!
10:29–Wait, weren’t women sending Pence menstrual pads because of his attitudes? Or am I misremembering?
10:31–Yes. He is. Right here.
10:31–Wow, I’m fact checking.
10:33–Considering Trump’s entire campaign is about divisiveness, I’m really interested in his answer.
10:34–And he’s not answering it.
10:35–It’s over. Thank God.
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