“THE BRAIN?”

According to the AOL newsfeed, the captured al Qaeda guy is known as “The Brain.”

I’m sorry…I can’t pass it up.

Bin Laden and the Brain

Bin Laden and the Brain

One is a genius, the other’s insane.

Send people to their graves

While hiding out in caves

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They run and run and run

And run a little more

By the dawning of the sun

They’ll cause a major war

Bin Laden and the Brain

Bin Laden and the Brain

Their terror campaign

Is easy to explain

There’s no ifs, ands or buts

The guys are nuckin’ futz.

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