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Alas! I haven’t read any of those since after Fellowship came out.
I see somebody took over pretty early on into the Two Towers ones. I wonder if they’re still worth reading from the new writer?
Cassie wrote another one on her (other) livejournal after seeing Return of the King (it’s short…):
THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF SARUMAN
Day One:
Mysteriously, not in this movie at all. Could have sworn I had at least one scene. Apparently not. Have been assured by agent that I will appear in Extended Edition. Will spend intervening time period smoking remainder of pipeweed and carving SAURON & SARUMAN 4EVER on the Ents. Go me!
HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Now it all makes sense!
“Sam will kill him if he tries anything.” Indeed.
No – i’m lost
answers on a postcard please
“Analysis, Mr. Spock?”
“A silly parody, captain.”
“More useful analysis, Mr. Spock?”
Not only do I not know why it had to be said, I don’t even understand *what* was said.
PAD
Peter, follow the link Glenn posted and read the Very Secret Diaries of the Lord of the Rings characters. They’re screamingly funny.
Thank you, Glenn… that made my day!
Of course, you could have added Legolas’ entry:
Am prettiest of them all!
And I would dearly love to see Sauron’s entry for March 25…
Heya! I didn’t post it at ealasaid.com/misc/vsd because I don’t have Cassie’s other LJ URL. *sigh*
Thanks for the link, I feel all cool getting linked from PeterDavid.net. Golly.