Pissed

Caroline has embarked on the great journey called potty training.

I am always going to remember the sight from just a few minutes ago of Caroline sitting on her little to-scale potty chair, reading a book on making in the potty that Kathleen bought from the local Borders. It’s like one of those pictures of a guy looking at a painting of him looking at a painting of him looking at a painting etc.

The result of her very first endeavor? Roughly a tablespoon worth of pee (no, I didn’t measure it, you sickos) that she then dumped in the toilet and flushed her very self. And right now she’s sporting her immediate reward: Her very own Dora the Explorer pull up diaper.

I’m figuring she’s going to go straight from this to curing cancer.

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