Tom Galloway sent in this rather bizarre item from the San Francisco Chronicle, noting 
possibilities for our little project:
“Actress Jennie Garth (Beverly Hills 90210) has an unusual way of spicing up her marriage to “Twilight” actor Peter Facinelli — she makes him pretend to be his vampire character.
Facinelli plays Dr. Cullen, the father of Robert Pattinson’s character, in the original film and in upcoming sequel “New Moon.”
And the actor admits his wife is so fond of the fang-toothed doctor she makes him constantly roleplay to keep their eight-year marriage steamy.
He tells the New York Daily News, “She has me dress up like all the time. She says, ‘Put the doctor’s coat on!’ I’m like, ‘Again?'” “
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Ummm….okay, whatever floats the marriage boat!
And thus dies every sexual fantasy I ever had about Jennie Garth.
One of the (many) things that bugged the hëll out of me about the Twilight movie (never read the books) is how all of the vampires in the film are CLEARLY vampires, the doctor especially. If that guy ever saddled up beside me at an ER visit, I’d immediately yell “NOSFORATU!!!” and then run for the nearest stash of holy water.
Seldom were the letters T, M and I more applicable…
Sigh.
Cheers.