POTATO MOON, Part 18: “In the Kingdom of the Potato, the One ‘E’-ed Potatoe is King,” by Corey Tacker

potato_moon“Edwood, why are you sparkling at night?” Woeisme asked.

“Oh, sorry,” Edwood said, and took off his sequined jacket. “I’m not going to let you have her, Quayle,” Edwood growled. “She’s my daughter. And she’s Jakob’s… something.”

“What?” Something asked.

“Not you.” Edwood rolled his eyes.

CAPTAIN IRONY and the Irony Watch

Captain Irony has decided to spread his purview to matters outside of his own creation. This just in:

In Washington State, one of the departments at the University of Washington–in order to save money–has had all its phones removed. You can now only reach the professors through e-mail (or by stopping by.) You can no longer call them.

Which department? Glad you asked.

The communications department.

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