POTATO MOON, Part 28 by El Weiss

potato_moon“Here I come to save the day, Edwood Sullen’s on his way!” sang out a perfect voice, on perfect key, with flawless accuracy as Edwood swept down from the skies, looking like the perfect prince. All he needed was a white horse to complete the look.

Bela swooned as she watched the love of her life strike a perfect pose. “Sparkle…power…make up,” he said, as he began to twinkle like a star that he was. “I will save you from the evil threat.” A spotlight seemed to shine mysteriously on him, from the heavens.

“Oh, Edwood, you’re so handsome,” Bela swooned. “You’re such a spud!” A flurry of hearts seemed to appear in her eyes. “If only we could be together forever.”

Jakob stared. “Didn’t you say our relationship issues needed to be put aside?” he asked. He was starting to wish her single brain was as large as her…twin potatoes. “There’s a battle going on!”

POTATO MOON, Part 27, “The Blast Action Hero,” by Christopher Walsh

potato_moonWhich is when the muffled explosion-y sound reached them.

Bela and Jakob spun towards the sound, from the direction of Sullen Manor. The glow of the explosion from that direction let them know they hadn’t just imagined it.

“My house!” yelled Bela.

They then saw a meteor-like streak in the sky, arcing glowingly. A smaller streak split off that streak, and quickly angled downward. Towards them. Bela and Jakob dove for cover as a flaming helmet crashed mere feet away. Only the letters KE DU IS remained visible on the charred, mashed-potato-smeared headgear.