POTATO MOON, Part 42: “The Douglas Adams Memorial Chapter” by Lynette Browning-Brock

potato_moonBela, newly empowered by her fluttering swarm of tiny mothlike friends, wheeled on the Potato King.  “You monster!  You knew this would happen!  You’ve made everything worse, and I can’t even figure out how that’s possible considering the storyline so far!”

“Don’t, darling,” Edwood soothed.  “You know you get those awful migraines when you try to figure things out.”

Bela immediately dropped to the ground, clutching her temples.  “Ooooh, you’re right! Why do I do this to myself?”

“Awk?” said the two penguins now representing Jakob, in a tone that suggested Hello?  Can we get back to me, please?