POTATO MOON, Part 30, by Rhonda Eudaly

potato_moon“But you can’t be!” Something gasped in a truly tragic manner seen only in melodramatic movies and Scooby Doo cartoons. “Solanum is DEAD! Everyone knows that!”

Ominous organ music swelled in a stereotypical “Dum, dum, dum.”

Edwood, shimmered in his overly-sparkly self, as he looked around. “Where’d the music come from?”