“The force? The force? The Force! Of course! The FORCE! I must follow the Force!!!!1111111”
The magnitude of such a realization shook even the gods of (sic) grammar, and broke the physics of language. For a brief moment, exclamation points went through a rapid breeding period, evolution to an ascended, even higher language – thus unnamed but one that allows math to be punctuation, and was rapidly extinguished by the genocidal zealous of the quotation mark.
“The thing to remember here,” He said aloud. “Is the clues that I’ve been given. Yes, it all makes sense!” The pieces clicked together like something out of a jigsaw puzzle. Satisfied with the brilliant metaphor, Edwood, raced off to follow the Force.
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